Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg?

He kept trying to poach his ideas.

How did the egg get up the mountain?

It scrambled up!

How do monsters like their eggs?


What did Snow White call her chicken?

Egg White!

What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up!

What did the mummy
egg say to the baby egg?

You're Egg-stra special.

What do chickens
call a school test?


What do you call a mischievous egg?

A practical yolker.

What do you call an egg
lying in the garden?

An egg plant.

What do you call an
egg that goes
on safari?

An eggs-plorer!

What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?

An Egg Head.

What does an egg do when he sees
a green light?

He Egg-celerates!

What happens when you
tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up!

What is an eggs
favourite tree?

A y-oak tree!

What kind of egg
lives by the sea?

An egg shell.

What part did the egg play in the movies?

He was an Egg-stra

What sport are
eggs good at?


Where do chickens pay for their groceries?

In the eggs-press lane.

Where do you
find information
about eggs?

In the egg-cyclopedia!

Who tells the
best egg jokes?


Why can't you
tease egg whites?

Because they can't take a yolk.

Why did the egg
go to school?

To get egg-ucated.